Who’s Your Favourite Serial Killer?

 

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COME ON!

Admit it.

You’ve all got one.
Don’t try and kid me;)

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Jack the Ripper!

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Jack the Stripper!!!

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The Monster of Florence!

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Donald Rumsfeld!

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A Cast of villains so TERRIFYING! So DEPRAVED! So unbelievably EVIL!
That you can barely even contemplate what goes on inside their wicked minds.

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I’ve often wondered what it would be like to commit the perfect crime,
and get away with it scott free!

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Knowing all the time, that I fooled the whole world with my cunning.

Probably by using a dagger made out of ice, something like that.

Not that I’m planning on murdering anyone…

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Lecter!

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I bet you were all cheering when Hannibal walked away in his hat
at the end of “Silence of the Lambs” weren’t you?

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Or you’d wished that Clint had run out of bullets at the
end of “Dirty Harry”, instead of shooting Scorpio?

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Aah… The Zodiac Killer!

Cyphers! Costumes! Bad Spelling!

He had it all!

He was never caught.

and good on him too.

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Yes, I want my murderers to GET AWAY WITH IT!

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To escape the claws of justice!

And then whistle a tune as they walk away into the sunset,
knowing that they’d master-minded the perfect crime.

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Just like Jack did…

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Just like the Zodiac did…

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Tony Blair came from an ordinary humdrum background,
in an impoverished part of Scotland called Edinburgh.
(pronounced Edin-Burg)

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Like many working class lads he loved kicking around a football
with his mates in the park and playing air-guitar to his favourite
pop bands.

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But it was acting that was his real passion.

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He had a dream, that one day. He’d become a star!

It wasn’t long before he got his first big break.

A nude walk-on part in the vulgar bed-hopping, sex comedy
“Confessions of a Phony Tory Shyster OR How to Hoodwink a Nation” (1997)

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Soon

The offers started pouring in, and it wasn’t long before
Hollywood beckoned for the up and coming young thespian.

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A leading role!

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In “The Iraq War” (2003)

A Donald Rumsfeld Production

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to be continued…

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