Pat is a qualified medium, and using his spirit guide Sam
(yeah that one) he receives messages from beyond the grave.
Today Pat’s made contact with the spirit of 70’s stand-up comedian
“Nigel Farage or whatever yer f***in’ name is. Eh pal, don’t get in any f***in’ airplanes will yer mate! Get that Chunnel thing to Paris, don’t go through the tunnel on Champs Elysee though, you won’t f***in’ come out alive! You are French aren’t yer? ‘Ave you ‘eard the one about the Englishman in a French restaurant…?”