Pat the Psychic Snail

Pat is a qualified medium, and using his spirit guide Sam
(yeah that one) he receives messages from beyond the grave.


Today Pat’s made contact with the spirit of 70’s stand-up comedian
Bernard Manning…

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“Nigel Farage or whatever yer fuckin’ name is. Eh pal, don’t get in any fuckin’ airplanes will yer mate! Get that Chunnel thing to Paris, don’t go through the tunnel on Champs Elysee though, you won’t fuckin’ come out alive! You are French aren’t yer? ‘Ave you ‘eard the one about the Englishman in a French restaurant…?”

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